Letter to the Editor

Published February 27, 2007

I, for one, would like to register my disgust with your “newspaper,” The Water Tower.

As I carefully pored over every word, again and again, I found myself getting more and more… bothered.

Even your “art” is scandalous. What a mockery you make of an innocent avocado! How dare you publish a picture of a piece of fruit with its stuff all hanging out!

As I examined this image over and over, some children happened by. I pulled them to my bosom and covered their eyes so they would not be exposed to such filth! Of course, I had to first explain that the avocado halves were meant to evoke the male testicular region, since they were too young to make such a degraded association.

I demand that you cover that avocado, at the very least! You are singlehandedly stripping our children of their innocence!

As a concerned and dutiful citizen of the UVM community, I am going to be watching you, and your fruit, very closely.

Sincerely,
Prisspenny Fussbudget

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