Top 5 Reasons Not to Go to Class
Published February 27, 2007
- Untagging old Facebook pictures during phase of “tongue sticking out” party-face; now much prefer pose of “sexy eyes and middle fingers extended.”
- Enticed by girlfriend Chelsea’s text message to “blunt it up” on Williams fire escape, where the sunset would be “2 dope 2 miss.”
- Avoiding white kid with dreads in Race Relations who quoted a Peter Tosh song for the 4th time in a row last class.
- Sickest episode of Seinfeld came on and half a sausage-bacon and beef meatstick remains in box on floor.
- Painful migraine. Have you ever had a migraine? They are very unpleasant.
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