Top 5 Things To Do On Mardi Gras
Published February 27, 2007
- Reveal parts of body in exchange for bright, shiny, meaningless plastic beads
- Be the jerk with the bright, shiny, meaningless plastic beads.
- Finally resolve to give up sex and alcohol for Lent, indulge one last time… they cancel each other out, right?
- Briefly recall devastation of New Orleans — too bad the historic Mardi Gras location was slammed — luckily Mardi Gras will remain a national drinking holiday.
- Hit up Pearl St. Beverage at 9am — after all, it is just another Saturday.
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