Seinfeld Heard Around Campus

Published March 6, 2007

SeinfeldWhat’s the deal with the motion-detecting sensors in the bathroom next to the Waterman Cafe?

I mean, I had to attempt a Crouching Back-Flip just to get a courtesy flush at this place.

And if, God forbid, I should need a little water to cleanse myself, I have to re-enact the latest ecstasy-induced Rave Dance just to turn on the faucet!

Thank you once more, technology. (Canned laughter!!!)




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