Top 5 Reasons Sudents Attend Town Meeting Day

Published March 6, 2007

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  1. Satisfy much-needed extra credit for Professor Frank Bryan’s Vermont Political Systems class
  2. Laugh mischeviously at sight of grown-ups saying “favorite word” when discussing Marijuana Reform Laws
  3. Show “Alyssa” or “Blake” that you are really “worldly” and “concerned” with hopes that heavy-petting ensues
  4. Jump on excuse to publicly use words like “filibuster” and “gerrymander” — follow with favorite pantomime, The Loud Scoff.
  5. Make decisive vote on Question 2 on the Official Ballot, calling for an investigation of 9/11, and the eventual impeachment of President Bush. Yes or No?



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