Tri-Factor: Hippie Chick
Published March 6, 2007
Created By Anya Brodrick, Torrey Valyou and Tommy Wheeler
This section deconstructs the styles of today. The tripartite nature of the section demonstrates the intersection of image-word-mathematics. Inspired by Joseph Kosuth.
11:17 am: Wakes up and puts on Live Phish recording from an October 10th, 2001 show in Madison Square Garden. Attempt is made to recall details of the show while filling bubbler in sink, but attention is drawn to “tripped-out” design imprinted on arms from sleeping on dreadlocks.
11:21 am: “Sketchy Tim,” who crashed on couch last night expresses interest in getting high, but he’s notorious for “cashing bowls and then peacing out.”
11:25 am: Goes next door to buy pot from “Chill” neighbor, who emphasizes that normally he “just buys shit for his head stash,” but he’s willing to “weigh out a fat eighth on his digi for 55 dollars.”
11:49 am: Returns home to “puff” with roommate Jeremy before ENVS 193: Therapeutic Herbalism. Smoke blown in cat’s general direction, prompting debate as to whether cat is “baked off its ass” or “just hasn’t been fed in a few days.”
12:07 pm: Heavy sense of revelation felt during Therapeutic Herbalism class, then swiftly lost- shit was just too therapeutic and herbal.
1:13 pm: Drives 2007 Volkswagen Jetta to “Healthy Living” food co-op to purchase vegan chili, tabouli salad, and fair trade certified coffee from deli. Obligatory conversation about sustainability occurs.
1:38 pm: Receives phone call from “Custy” in Environmental Studies class who wants to know if anyone’s “chillin” right now. Meets “Custy” at home and sells gram for 20 dollars even though it only weighs .8.
1:48 pm: “Sketchy Tim” comes over and “puffs down” while reminiscing about the time he sold “bunk L” to “lot kids” at “Camp Bisco” and spent all the money on pure MDMA.
1:48:37 pm: Moral justification silently made, bus tickets to NORML convention in Portsmouth, NH will not purchase themselves, and reform of unjust Marijuana laws requires actual passion and constitutional knowledge.
4:32 pm: Goes to “The Needs” with friend Jess for some “micro-brews.” Consensus is made that Budweiser is evil and alcoholism should only support the local economy. Friend “Tripped out Jeff” suggests that everyone heads back to his place for some massage, with hopes that his suggestion comes off as asexual enough to seem reasonable, while simultaneously providing a segue towards future intimacy.
5:55 pm: Amidst the rumbling of the gravity bong, “Tripped out Jeff” suggests that everyone go to D.C. to protest the war in Iraq. Profound silence ensues as everyone concludes that deep down inside, they don’t really want to do that.
7:03-8:47pm: Nap.
9:02pm-1:32am: Goes to “Sketchy Tim’s” house to chill out for a few hours. Scattered dialogue occurs, culminating in epiphanic comment in which someone compares Bush to a Nazi, without demonstrating any knowledge of fascist ideology.
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