Top 5 People to Make Out With On Campus

Published March 20, 2007

5. The hardworking ladies at the cyber cafe because they just love servicing and satisfying you up with coffee and cookies all night long- when you are needing it the most.

4. The guy at the ali-baba’s falafel stand on university row because you know the thought of free falafels totally turns you on. Extra sauce, sir.

3. Let’s give it to our beloved UVM police because a few naughty nights with a UVM police officer may be your only ticket to a judicial affairs-free college career. plus, they are most likely in need of a good lay.

2. Definitely your favorite professor should be top on your list, since you know you’ve so already fantasized about it before.

1. Your college sweetheart, because there ain’t nothing wrong with staying warm on those long, cold, Vermont nights.

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