Surfing the Stars with Jen Nolan

Published March 27, 2007

By Jen Nolan

Aries… During an alcohol induced scuffle, your fiery independence may flair; this has the potential to distance a worthy admirer, and bring you much post-Cuervo distress. Instead of imbibing when the moon is 6.7/9ths of the way full, partake in a community-building activity.

Taurus… The Taurus’ passion for food will lead you to a delicious encounter that will later become as tangled and complicated as a pretzel. Be open to receiving directional dripping of wisdom from Hyades, your rain star.

Gemini… Your earth element is air, this will become obvious to others this week when you open your mouth and start speaking; rarely does the thinking come first. When a friend seeks your infinite wisdom on romantic predicament, refrain from voicing any unsubstantiated concerns.

Cancer… A lovely epiphany will strike you from above. This epiphany will not be terribly concrete, but it will serve to give you a temporarily clear view of the hot situations you will soon find yourself in.

Leo… Your natural inclination to step up to leadership positions is an asset to your resume, but detrimental to your wallet. You will find needed balance in organizing a protest of the rising prices of a certain bagel sandwich.

Virgo… Balance is a core aspect of this star sign, linking you to the autumnal equinox when daylight and darkness are separated. A separation of expectations and actuality is a gap that’s been bearing more weight than necessary on your polite soul.

Libra… The glare of your strong beta stars is kept in check by a forceful wind of cosmic ions. When your most sincere comment is taken the wrong way by a short, graceful being, have patience! Construct a verbal wind of ions to clarify this miscommunication.

Scorpio… Your stubbornness in refusing to heal a bodily ailment is hurting you. The heart of Scorpio, located in the Milky Way, is slightly agitated for this reason. To right this imbalance, conduct a solemn meditation on the meaning of the body in space and time.

Sagittarius… Your relentless optimism has you anticipating a sultry Facebook correspondence. However, this message will arrive in a different form altogether. Keep your ears tuned to the sweet sounds of WRUV, and don’t undervalue the significance of an anonymous dedication.

Capricorn… Your sign tends to value strong ties to the past, which you rely heavily on to guide your choices. This week, instead of glancing behind, look in front of you; this will also curb much tripping.
Aquarius… This week, your actions will be in sync with the visibly changing sky. Use this to your advantage: be officious about even minute observations, observe the weather closely and make appropriate small talk.

Pisces… An intense after-dark encounter has you distracted, but fear not, water creature! A characteristically hasty decision on your part will prevent your attention from being monopolized longer than a few of the earth’s speedy rotations.

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