The Only Five Drawbacks of Spring
Published March 27, 2007
1. The miraculous appearance of six months worth of dog shit.
2. Needing a canoe to get downtown.
3. Collective forgetting that it is actually only March and miniskirts may not be the best call.
4. Moment of temporary insanity when leaving six o’clock class and seeing sunlight.
5. Being splashed on sidewalk by Volvo station wagon blaring U2’s “It’s a Beautiful Day” and then splashed a second time by friendly-looking grandfather.
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