Surfing the Stars With Jen Nolan

Published April 3, 2007

By Jen Nolan

Aries… Right now, the parallels in your life link you to an incredible, newly adopted attitude of apathy. A visceral release of attachment, directed by your brightest star, will leave you with a benevolent feeling of acceptance toward the quirky situations that you will be immersed in.

Taurus… An important message will emerge on the side of your cereal box. “Sweet sugary coating with a crunchy surprising core” may hint at more than the taste of your breakfast.

Gemini… Move slowly this week. The stream of positive beams coming at you from your beta star is not equipped to chase you around when your chronic lateness forces a surprise sprint. Avoid motorized vehicles.

Cancer… You’ll soon discover an exact premonition of yours holds true. Others may be shocked by your accuracy, but do not hold back, harvest this prescient talent. When watching movies with others, bring them joy by sharing your predictions of how each and every next scene will play out.

Leo… An unexpected expedition will have you disoriented and feeling like you just emerged from a heavy mental fog. Although your inclination is to break out of this swarm of space dust, resist and instead celebrate your temporary immersion through dance.

Virgo… A drastic undertaking is in need of your attention. You’re naturally inclined to procrastinate, and in this case, that will be to your benefit. Tap into the energies of you third moon to get a better idea of what you’re up against.

Libra… An ideal opportunity will soon present itself; however, to take advantage of this opportunity, you will have to compromise your values pertaining to the respect of one of your moons. You must choose to risk the wrath of this great orb.

Scorpio… Your left canine will be intercepting more than a consistent flow of coffee this week. A romantic interlude may turn savage as an ever-strengthening connection to Antares, your alpha-one star, is revealed.

Sagittarius… Your experience here on earth is normally conveyed to others through your confident storytelling. This week, chalk your insights on the pavement; the candor of your message, and the silence of your voice will prove invaluable to the masses.

Capricorn… Your primal ability to see the broader picture, one of your strongest skills, will be useless during this environmentally stagnant week. Take the time to wander around reading the ridiculous messages Sagittarius writes on the ground.
Aquarius… An interconnected string of confusion will soon be penetrating your aura. Attempt to turn a blind eye and focus instead on the aura pollutants you have more control over…such as that snack currently molding way under the couch.

Pisces… Warnings exist for a reason, reckless Pisces. Although some warnings are purely decoration–Surgeon general’s, the cautions of heavy machinery—unlike earthly warnings, the signs from above come with serious consequences. Watch the alignment of the stars separating you and the Milky Way for direction in avoiding danger.

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