Top Five Conversations Students Should No Longer Have
Published April 3, 2007
1. Lamentations about how “it just doesn’t seem like I am spending money” when using my
Banknorth Debit Card
2. Recollecting “how fucking drunk I was last night – so drunk that I don’t even remember anything”
3. Strange library-based bragging about “how wired I am right now from my tenth cup of coffee”
4. Hollow group complaints about “how I should quit smoking right now” as everyone inhales
5. Perpetual nostalgia about how “great the band used to be before they sold-out” and how “I totally listened to them like three summers ago”
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