Published April 17, 2007
1. Buy a large truck, take it mudding
2. Join a frat, tell everyone you have a really large penis, pass out before you can use it
3. Loudly ask cashier at convenience store if they sell extra large magnum condoms
4. Buy a large gun and shoot things
5. Hit things
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