Top Five Springtime Noises

Published April 25, 2007

Ear1. Slap and scuffle of everyone rediscovering flip-flops

2. Crackle of bong rips on grass

3. Various ‘wet mouth noises’ from couples canoodling on green

4. Collective sighs as everyone in class looks outside and sees how nice it is

5. Sizzle of skin burning because they’re too carefree for SPF




Share on Facebook
Print This Article


« Iran’s Youth Subculture | The Witching Hour: A Conversation with John Dewey »


Comments

Leave a Reply