CUMMERBUND & FANNY PACK

Published May 1, 2007

Fashion PictureWith Love, Emily Watts and Alexis Langer

Cummerbund and Fanny Pack Exposé: How to Cover Up a Hicky:

Spring is here…Graduation is around the corner… and R Kelly tells us that “there ain’t nothin’ wrong with a little bump and grind.”

It’s like the scene in every high school movie ever made- papers are flying, trumpets are blowing, school’s out for the summer and the prettiest girl on campus finally says hello to the class nerd. Dudes flash culinary expertise by demonstrating their uber masculinity over the barbie.

These beloved signs of approaching-summer mean only one thing to Cummerbund and Fanny Pack: Hickies galore!

As parental units gather for graduation festivities and job interviews approach shock and horror could take hold as you look in the mirror and find a not so little souvenir from the before.

Cummerbund and Fanny Pack have thoroughly researched the following love bite solutions for the conspicuous yet most common neck region hicky.

1. Cut a hole in a box.

2. Rock the scarf, but please no wool. Its summer, idiot.

3. Cover your hicky with rad tats. Visit our local Brooks pharmacy and invest in as many 25 cent tattoos as needed.

4. Put your junk in the box.

5. Don’t be afraid to pop that collar. Originally, the popped collar served as a sun burn protection mechanism for sailors.

6. Hide.

7. Convince your friends and employer that the whiffle ball game got a little out of hand at the bottom of the 9th. Who knew a whiffle ball could do so much damage?

8. Make her open the box.

9. Turtlenecks. Thick. Polyester. Carol Brady style.

10. And that’s just how you do it.



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