Top Five Ways to Spot a Senior
Published September 10, 2007
1. Their elusive presence on campus makes seeing them equivalent to a “siting”
2. When in class, they’re the group that fills up the back row and doesn’t speak—not out of fear but disinterest
3. On the flip side, they may be the only ones talking in your classes due precisely to underclassmen fear
4. They’re the group that sports those “gnarly” beards not because they’re totally in this season, but because they can
5. They’re the ones rolling their eyes with disdain while you and your friends recount the “bitchin” house party you and your floor went to this past weekend
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