A Modern Take on Old Goodies
Published September 17, 2007
By Alex Townsend
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Both have these pigmentations due to certain chemicals within the flowers’ petals that attract the bees necessary for pollination and thus reproduction,
Also, I think you’re pretty.
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There once was a man from Nantucket
He said you were pretty too, but he’s all the way in Nantucket and I’m right here
Besides, everyone knows that lesbian sex is totally hott,
Unless this is a poem for a guy,
In which case I swear I’m only bi-curious.
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Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Well, I suppose I could, but really it’s a day and you’re a person so it doesn’t work too well.
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