Top 5 Ways to Piss off your Roomates

Published September 17, 2007
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1. Become incoherently drunk and vomit on the living room recliner

2. Nonchalantly toss communal bills, paychecks, and/ or acceptance letters into a dark corner never to be seen again

3. Leave half-eaten bowl of spaghetti and meatballs in same recliner

4. Don’t use a washcloth with the soap bar in the shower

5. Spread partially spilt Dutchmaster fillings in ashy piles around kitchen table




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One Response to “Top 5 Ways to Piss off your Roomates”

  1. Anonymous on April 24th, 2008 8:01 pm

    THIS ISNT GOOD.
    THIS IS FOR APARTMENTS.

    NOT DORMS.

    THIS STINKS.

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