Top 5 Semi-Awkward Conversation Starters for When you Accidentally Sit Down on the Bus Next to That Guy/Girl you Met at Some Point While You Were Wasted Last Weekend Whose Name you Totally Forgot
Published September 24, 2007
1. Discuss weather. “So, it’s really nice out today, huh?”
2. Lament on how annoying going to class is (works great on Monday). “Damn, I’m so tired, class really blows.”
3. Curse the current occupancy level of the bus. “God, it’s so crowded in here, I wish we were on one of those big eco-friendly busses.”
4. Annoyingly recount how inebriated you were all weekend. “Heinekens and Jagger bombs all night, baby!”
5. Say nothing. Don’t make eye contact. Maybe he/she was blacked out and doesn’t remember you.
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