Horoscope: Libra

Published October 1, 2007

Those born under the sign of Libra have a strong chance of having a birthday this month. Also, there’s a chance of them being made of metal.

Do you know that the Libra is the only inanimate astrological sign?

Libras must be horribly boring people. As such the stars foretell that it’s a great time to get a hobby.

Jupiter is in the 18th and half house. Avoid places with large numbers of bees. Libras like to be calm and avoid confrontation, but bees are Tauruses and will freakin’ kill you.
Your finances this month are being dictated by Mars’ position relative to Orion. Let’s just say that if you don’t like instant ramen yet, you’re going to have plenty of time to get used to it.

But don’t despair! Your love life is looking up this month. Eros is intersecting with Psyche if you catch my drift. Whoever it is you’ve been eyeing, a guy, gal, or someone in-between, now is definitely the time move in.

The stars aren’t promising any wedding bells or soul-mates, but you will totally get laid.

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