Top Five Reasons to Have a Significant Other

Published October 16, 2007

1. Saturday afternoons will not be consumed by repetitive conversations begun with the phrase “I was so blackout last night.”

2. Your diet will evolve from microwave Annie’s Macaroni and Cheese to stove-top Annie’s Macaroni and Cheese.
3. There will be some incentive to organize the hordes of old makeup and caked eye-liner, feminine napkins, and fifteen slightly different bottles of shampoo in your bathroom so that it no longer looks like a “second-hand” Brooks — I mean Rite Aid.

4. There will be incentive to organize the toothbrush and year-old bar of Lever 2000 in your bathroom so that it no longer looks like you live in a prison in which not cleaning the toilet is the only rule.

5. When you crawl into bed you rejoice that there is already a warm and embraceable body of a person who is crazy enough to think that you’re worthwhile.

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