Searching the Stars with Alex Townsend: Scorpio

Published November 13, 2007

At long last we have entered a new month and thus a new sign: the Scorpio! Scorpios are known for their intense emotions, their tendency to be secretive, and their habit of hiding inside cowboy boots. As a result, Scorpios tend to smell like feet and they won’t tell you why.

This month Scorpios should be prepared to face many challenges, very few of which can be dealt with by shooting a chain out of your hand. That may be just as well though since campus police tend to frown on mortal kombat.

Also, thanks to the position of the moon relative to, I don’t know, the Magna Carta now is a great to be thinking about the future. You may find yourself re-evaluating a key relationship in your life, specifically the one you have with your academic adviser. Remember that it’s important to keep an open mind, but it’s still your own damn fault that there are still twelve requirements you have to fulfill. Still, maybe some homemade cookies and a fifty could change that…

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