Water Tower Beardvember Competition: Week Two

Published November 13, 2007

November is trucking along, and that means only one thing: The Water Tower Beardvember competition is in full swing. Walk around campus and it’s hard not to notice - UVM’s face is getting hairier.

By now, you have undoubtedly bumped into at least one friend who is in the thick of the competition.

Maybe you’ve just started to notice your roommate checking out the little patch of hair growing on his chin, or perhaps your boyfriend is looking more and more like Chewbacca with each passing day.

Remember to pace yourselves, and play fair. We’ve already had to disqualify one competitor for using Rogaine on his face. We want a level playing field, people. And don’t even think of digging up one of those Halloween beards from Old Gold.

The categories are:

Wookie Award: The overall gnarliest, the type that would embarrass Gandalf. The King of all Beards. Not for amateurs.

Patches McGee Award: Bushy in some spots, wiry in others, sparse at times. A nice attempt, but just not enough steam to take it to full throttle. Now’s your time to shine.

Redbeard Award: For all of you who had to endure being called firecrotch in high school, this is your chance to fight back!

Send pictures to thewatertowernews@gmail.com Winning pictures will be put in the December 3 Water Tower.

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