The Beardvember Competition 2007

Published December 4, 2007

After weeks of waiting, the moment has arrived. We have spent countless days and sleepless nights reviewing the pile of submissions from all across the UVM community. Even President Fogel has quit shaving. We know that there will be plenty of disappointed participants, but remember, this competition is not about winning, it’s about celebrating a great American tradition that has never gotten its time to shine.

As UVM begins to recover, and as normal faces begin to emerge from beneath their hairy masks, we wonder, will our fair school ever be the same again? Just wait ‘til next year.

Here are the winners:

The Redbeard Award

Winner: Andrew Mallon
Beard Status: Insane
Interesting Note: Sexy Chest Hair

The Patches McGee Award

Winner: Dave Baillargeon
Major: Asian Studies
Beard Status: Gives “ scraggily” new meaning

The Wookie Award

Winner: Andrew Mallon
Beard Status: Insane
Interesting Note: Sexy Chest Hair

Honorable Mention

 

Winner: Leo Bertolino
Achievement: An uncanny resemblance to JC
Beard Status: Godly

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