Poems for the Logic-Minded Lover
Published January 22, 2008
By Alejandro Townsendo
Our hormonal levels have led to a basic attraction,
Which has become an annoying distraction.
But such things are inevitable and you’re not someone I hate,
So I suppose that we can procreate.
- - -
Normally my feelings
Are like that of Mr. Spock
But you seem to be disrupting that
So I thought that we should talk
Perhaps we should see a movie
Or some other fun type of thing
But remember I’m not an English major
So this last line doesn’t rhyme.
- - -
Q is for that questioning gaze you have.
W is for your constant sense of wonder.
E is for eager, which you always are.
R is for rational, which my feelings certainly aren’t.
T is for the test that I have at eight tomorrow.
Y is for why are you still here and why won’t you stop asking me questions?
QWERTY is a type of keyboard. Look it up for yourself you study-mooch.
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