Our Pottery-Obsessed Friends: Month of Aquarius

Published January 29, 2008

By Alex Townsend

Woop-tee-doo, it’s the month of Aquarius, the month of people perpetually emptying jars. Do you really want to know what the stars have to say about that? They say you need to find a new hobby. Seriously, you’re almost as dull as Libras.

There are other important things for our pottery-obsessed friends to be aware of though. This month will be one of extreme insight and observational skills. You will likely be the first to notice that your heater doesn’t work and you’ll also be the first to realize that you’re too lazy to do anything about it.

Also, Neptune is in some house or other and we all know what that means: trouble ahead! The stars aren’t very specific about what troubles the Aquarius population will have, but I’m guessing it’ll be the cold weather, that or classes. Really, they both suck now that you have to deal with them again (you’re a bitch, Professor Nature) but just stick it out until mid-February. Then you can pass it off to those damn Pisces and see how they like it.

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