Someone on Campus Catch Your Eye?

Published January 29, 2008

Want you so bad monkeyCouldn’t catch a name?
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This Week’s Submissions:

 

I see you on muscle beach strutting your stuff. You lookin’ fine. I want you to be mine. Valentine. The way you eat only eggs, and the way you tan your legs. Take me to New York, I wanna be your bella Italiaina.

When: Everyday
Where: Harris Millis Dining Hall
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman

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You and your friend opened the door on the far side of UHN and my two friends and I followed you two all the way throughout the lobby. You opened the next two doors to get into the Honors College as well, but unfortunately we were just passing through to get out of the cold and to our real housing in UHS. You were pretty cute; maybe we should have followed you.

When: Friday, January 25th around 7:30 pm
Where: U. Heights North
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman
You sit next to me in the front row of Political Thought– I think you know a lot about the Creto. That’s hot, I think.
When: MWF at 2:30
Where: 1st floor Lafyette
I saw: A Woman
I am: A Man
I still see you often. You are the Dante in my Inferno…in a good way.

When: Everyday
Where: Living and Learning
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman
I spy with my little eye…two little engineers. I see the two of you every night in the fireplace lounge. One of you is really angry and your buddy is super scruffy. Either of you will do just fine. Meet me for a late night study session?

When: Almost Every Night after 8 pm
Where: The Fireplace lounge
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman

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