The Shit List

Published January 29, 2008

By Mac Smith

1. Heath Ledger Facebook Groups–Yeah, it’s an unfortunate and untimely death, but making a Facebook group about it doesn’t really get anything accomplished. At all.

2. Scientology–Scientology was created by American science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard. One of the many stories associated with Scientology is the 75 million year old story of the galactic emperor Xenu. In order to get rid of overpopulation, he stacked people by the hundreds of billions into the bases of volcanoes and then detonating them with H-Bombs etc. etc. The Church of Scientology estimates about 8 million members worldwide. Apparently, at least 8 million people on this planet are fucking stupid.

3. Will Smith–I’ll be completely honest. Will Smith has enjoyed a relatively successful acting career. I’ve enjoyed his career. I don’t know anyone who has never heard the “Fresh Prince” song. But he also announced in Vogue that he was a Scientologist as well. Why did he think that was a smart move? Look what Scientology did to Tom Cruise’s career. This may be the beginning of the end for the Prince.

4. Chickipedia.com–It’s exactly what it sounds like. It allows people to view, add, and edit articles containing tremendously useless information about, you guessed it, chicks. Despite its seemingly primitive creativity, it does have some perks. I now know that one of Dalene Kurtis‘ hobbies is telling people not to call her Daline. And they wonder why our generation likes drugs.

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