Someone on Campus Catch Your Eye?

Published February 5, 2008
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This Week’s Submissions:

We were dirty dancing and I had an accident on your knee, Superbad style. Hope I didn’t ruin your pants…maybe I can take them off you sometime?
When: February 3, 1:24 am
Where: Sketchy basement downtown
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman

You helped me with my umbrella. We struck up a pretty good conversation. You’re the most attractive guy I’ve seen on campus. Find me!
When: Last Weekend
Where: The Bus
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman

I saw you on the Redstone express, tall dark and handsome- just the way I like it. You were wearing skaterboy shoes. I don’t live anywhere near Redstone but I may have to ride that bus more often…
When: January 24th around 2:30 pm
Where: The Redstone Express

Ohhh boy you look so fine, I just wanna make you mine. The way you look and the way you walk, makes me feel so damn hot. I love the way that you sit on the b-ball bench cheering on your team, go defense.
When: Every Tuesday and Thursday from 3:30 till 4:45
Where: CC Theatre
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman

I asked you what your sign said. You said, “moonular parking only.” You explained to me that this was an alternative way of saying crescent that you discovered while on drugs. You said it would be the new “tubular” and I will use this new word every day until I see your face again. Then I will use it again…to your face.
When: January 25
Where: DC Delerium
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman

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