Someone on Campus Catch Your Eye?

Published February 12, 2008

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You were cute, and I thought that together we could be like Daphnis and Chloe. But now, I’ve discovered your Gnostic Gospels…and you look like Frankenstein to me. You’re actually a fradulent jerk. You belong in the Malebolge (Circle 8, bolgia 3).

When: Every day
Where: Living and Learning
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman

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You drink soy milk, wear crocs, and say “FrankenSHTEEN” instead of the more socially acceptable, “FrankenSTINE.” People laughed, but I think your unique pronunciation reflects your uniquely hot self.

When: February 5th, 2008
Where: History class
I saw: A Man
I am: A Man

You are a technological god.
When you speak with your hands, you give me the gibblies.
I think I’m in love.

When: February 6th 2008, 7:09pm Sharp
Where: Comfy Chairs, The Davis Center
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman

You eat limes like candy, but I think you’re more sweet than sour. I guess I just have one question: Do you love me? Do you think you could learn to love me?
When: Often
Where: Anywhere and Everywhere
I saw: A Woman
I am: A Woman

You look so serious when walking to class, maybe it’s because you’re always alone-lonely? I like your eyes, I could melt in them.
When: MWF at 1:10
Where: Outside of Lafayette, in front of Royall Tyler
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman

You wear the sexiest boots a girl could wear during the winter…black, furry-not UGGs. I see you in poli sci class and let’s just say it’s really hot when a girl is smart and is confident to show it.
When: MWF 11:15-12:05
Where: Lafayette
I saw: A Woman
I am: A Man

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