Things to Do on Valentine’s Day
Published February 12, 2008
1. Study
2. Knit
3. Revel in all the time I have to myself
4. Glare
5. Eat discounted chocolate
6. Be cynical about Disney movies
7. Glower at the masses
8. Be indifferent to the masses
9. Reorganize bookshelf by levels of sappiness
10. Call friends desperately
11. Resent friends for being happy
12. Try to adopt Buddha-like love of world and everything in it
13. Go to sleep, still wearing general scowl
14. Fail to sleep while listening to incessant thumping on walls
15. Spend rest of night surfing porn sites
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