Someone on Campus Catch Your Eye?
Published February 26, 2008
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Come Tuesday and Thursday, thou are most near/ Yet defft, for thy tricks pass without tail./ Poet, doest thou know me better than habbits told?/ Soy milk is but a most vile substance/ And to me not anything dear or close/ Nor those shoes of notoriety, waning old/ “together with all other forms and shapes/ that can denote me truly, for such indeed ‘seem’”/ to mark my character cold, like those lines/ May seem befit you, a poet unknown./
When: Romantic Age
Where: History 014
I saw: A Woman
I am: A Woman
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Fellow insomniac from Speed Date, last issue you told me to meet you at exactly 3:08. I was there, were you late? At the Davis Center on Friday I’ll give you one more try, how about Brennan’s at 7 for some fries?
When: February 20th at 3:08pm
Where: A Shot at Love, and the Center of Health and Well Being
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman
Your head is wrapped in a towel sometimes and you look like a ninja. I like ya gangsta style. Keep playing World of Warcraft. Maybe we could order a Hawaiian pizza together, can I use one of your many coupons?! You got lotsa bitches lookin to get with you, but is there room… for a man?!
When: Since the moment we met
Where: Living and Learning D-High
I saw: A Man
I am: A Man
You were swiping cards for the people going to the 12:15 spinning class.. You were pretty cute waiting around for people to get there… Hope to see you around again some time..??
When: Monday, Feb. 18th around noon
Where: Gutterson Multipurpose Room
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman
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