Someone on Campus Catch Your Eye?

Published March 4, 2008

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Your accent makes my heart melt like soycheese. You’re sweeter than a carob chip and smoother than ricemilk. You make it fun to be vegetarian at UVM. Te adoro!
When: Lunch
Where: Marche
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman

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Your blonde hair blows in the breeze.. or does it? It is so solid and smooth. A perfect coif. I am jealous. Your blue sweatshirts send me into a blue ocean of love. You like tennis, and rum drinking. World of Warcraft is your nightly craft. It’s mine too. Maybe we could meet together.. online? I hope you find your candy.
When: February 26
Where: The Marche.. chicken finger line
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman

You are adorable. Keep playing tennis, I wanna be your racket. Your beautiful flowing black hair makes me want to squeeze you in a very loving, reassuring way. You like to order pizza from Leo’s at all hours of the night. Rob & Big is my favorite show too.
When: MWF mornings
Where: In front of Bailey-Howe
I saw: A Woman
I am: A Man

Your message made me sparkle and pop but I’m curious now-who are you? Can I get a hint? Better yet, come say hello sometime. I don’t bite very hard for a wild thing.
Where: New World

Girl with dirty blonde hair, big blue eyes - I had never seen you before, but now you’re everywhere. You’re kinda weird, but it suits you well. Let’s talk for more than three seconds next time.
When: All the time since Friday night
Where: WDW
I saw: A Woman
I am: A Man




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