Someone on Campus Catch Your Eye?
Published March 25, 2008
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There are no eyes in France that even compare. You are the most beautiful person I’ve ever met. Chin up. Cheer up, it’s all gonna be okay.
When: Last semester
Where: 10 1/2 N. Winooski St
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman
You got my name, but I didn’t get yours while making Origami. A little unfair, don’t you think? You live in the next suite over with the annoying drum kit. You told me to come over when it got too noisy next time, but I haven’t heard it in awhile. So play it really loud-and give me an excuse to come over.
When: A few fridays ago
Where: Fireplace Lounge
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman
Newest member of the New World Crew, how I’d love to get Hot with you, but if this isn’t your style and you want to take it slow, perhaps holding my “hots” is the way to go.
When: Everyday
Where: At New World
I saw: A Man
I am: A Man
I used to think you were a pretty cool, hip, and happenin’ kind of guy. That is, of course, until you decided to steal my favorite pink pearl eraser. Now I’m not sure what to think. Still… maybe it’s your bizarre obsession with McDonald’s fish sandwiches, or your vast collection of small plastic bear figurines… but I’ve decided (against my better judgement) to give you a second chance…
When: Two weeks ago
Where: Everywhere
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman
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