I Want You So Bad

Published April 1, 2008

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Well, I was walking down the hallway, I was so worried but I don’t know why. He walked past me and all my trouble seemed to fade away for a moment… It turns out all he wanted to be was friends, and still does.
When: September 26, 2007
Where: School
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman

You’re really passionate about UVM, and I think that’s so cool. I’m a beast, but will you be my beauty? PS: Election-winners are yummy.
When: Thursday night
Where: Downtown
I saw: A Man
I am: A Man

You live in my building, and you are kind of shy, but I know deep down you are a supa freak. You are so hot and spicy soooooo hot hot hot. Specifically, you look very hot without your shirt. ooOoOoOoo. Seriously, it’s really hot that you don’t know how hot you are. Let’s get busy. I’ll be in my room across the hall.
When: Every day
Where: L/L
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman

I’ll miss you around the office next year. Who can ever replace you as stone-cold super-hot money gurrl?!
When: Erry Day
Where: 311 Davis Center
I saw: A Woman
I am: A Man

I’d love to run my fingers through your dark hair. You look so hot in those Carhartts, but I think you’d look hotter out of them. Wanna check out my diameter at breast height?
When: All the time
Where: Aiken
I saw: A Woman
I am: A Woman

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