Desperately Seeking… You?

Published April 8, 2008

Someone on Campus Catch Your Eye?
Couldn’t catch a name?

Submit your love anonymously to
www.thewatertowernews.com/iwantyousobad

This Week’s Anonymous Submissions:

Vermont Rugby jacket, brown hat to match
To your gorgeous looks I am attached
Let me run my fingers through your curly locks
When you smile that way, oh how my breath stops
I know you like cereal, we should meet
Please let me Frost your Mini-Wheat.
When: Every Monday, Wednesday, Friday 12 noon
Where: Cook Commons
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman

You always catch my eye with your long pale hair and paler skin. You always seem so sad though; I’d like to make you smile.
When: Tuesdays and Thursdays
Where: Outside Lafayette
I saw: A Woman
I am: A Woman

You are an Asian Studies major who loves drinking tea almost as much as eating hummus with a spoon. I just thought you should know that I think you are feichang hao. FEI CHANG!!
When: Lafeyette
Where: MWF
I saw: A Woman
I am: A Man

Dear vixen hailing from MAT. We pass by each other very often, and each time I think the left ventricle of my heart skips a beat. How about we dine over some fine cuisine such as Marche… I have a lot of points
Where: Everywhere
I am a: Man
I saw a: Woman

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