You Give Me Fever
Published April 8, 2008
By Ryan Headley
I major in English, but I minor in gold.
You may be a doll, but I just don’t do what I’m told.
After one week, wishing you could undog-ear the fold.
You know that I’m speaking truth, because you know you would scold.
We’d get attached all wrong, Beatles don’t have hands to hold.
Vermont influences green? Burlington influences mold.
Shut up about the mountain, I’ll stab you with your snowboard poll.
Obtaining Alaska’s perspective from liquor and the bold.
The lower 48, fuck them, shit got old. Real quick.
Right after the civil war quick.
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