Someone on Campus Catch Your Eye?

Published April 15, 2008

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I was in the DC to pick some stuff up and thought I’d go down to Brennan’s to see the musician that was playing. When I walked down the stairs to the first floor, I saw you sitting in the chairs doing work and thought you were really cute. When I left Brennan’s, I went back up through the atrium and saw you again. We exchanged glances a couple times but I was too shy to say anything! I hope we can run into one another again and maybe next time we can talk!!!
When: April 12th
Where: Davis Center Atrium
I saw: A Man
I am: A Man

A “wholesome grasshopper” is what I like to think of you as. The Go-Lean Crunch…pb&j’s…those long grasshopper legs. Lookin’ so good in those tight bright blue pants. Will you dance for me? But don’t call me because I’m probably sitting next to you right now.
When: Er’yday
Where: Er’ywhere (for the most part)
I saw: A Woman
I am: A Woman
Meet me here: Dobra Tea

Dressed so rugged in your cloudveil
attire and sleek salmon shoes
I heard your favorite hobby is pwning n00bs
So sexy you are in your stylish beanie
I hope what’s below isn’t so teenie
You’re always alone, which is good for me
Next time I see you, will you be free?
When: Almost everyday
Where: Third Floor Library
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman
Meet me here: In the World of Azeroth

You are a tall, sexy man with chiseled features and messy hair. I saw you with a copy of The Sun Also Rises. I’d love to hear your thoughts on the line, “it’s sort of what we have instead of God.”
When: sporadically
Where: in the library
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman

Never, in my life, have I ever seen someone as flawless as yourself. If only you had let the towel drop a little lower, I would have melted on the spot. Keep playing that guitar, you bronze god.
When: Early morning
Where: In the hallway

You’re friends with some girls on my floor, and I always try to smile at you, but I’m really shy. Maybe next time you’re on my floor in MAT, you should stop by my room.
When: The whole year
Where: All over campus

Okay, so maybe your left ventricle does skip a beat, but there are many vixens at MAT, so be a dear, and give us girls a hint as to who it is.
When: April 9th
Where: the marche
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman

You are in all my anthro classes
And you have glasses
I think thats pretty classy
Let’s get sassy
When: April 7
Where: Williams MWF

You row, I think I overheard that you’re president next year,
You look oh so hot in your sweet crew gear.
Help me with the straps ‘cause I’m on the team too,
This hookup connect is long overdue.
When: All season long
Where: Saturdays Race

We call you Carpenter boy, I have no idea why.
We used to sit next to each other in the grundel and I caught your eye.
You just buzzed your hair, maybe there’s something else there.
Lunch sometime?
When: Almost everyday last semester
Where: The Grundel
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman

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