The Shit List

Published April 15, 2008

By Mac Smith

Ron Paul - The House recently passed a resolution condemning China on its recent crackdown on Tibet and called for the release of Tibetan protesters recently jailed for non-violent protest. At 413-1, the resolution would have passed unanimously if it weren’t for Representative Paul.

Nobody has asked the Congressman why he chose to vote against the resolution. In fact, nobody has asked him why he’s still in the presidential race. Nobody really asks Ron Paul much of anything anymore.

Melanie Bowers - A history class assigned Melanie to make a sign in favor of or against something. She decided to make a sign that said, “If you love our nation, stop illegal immigration.” Soon after, a group of Latino students threatened her life. Not for the obvious reasons, but for her choice of style, color, and overall obvious lack of effort put into her project.

Bill Clinton - Bill has come under fire from the media for downplaying the seriousness of Hillary’s Bosnia landing story. Even worse, the former president has come under fire from Hillary, who’s pissed that he decided to bring up the whole thing again.

George Bush - President Bush has decided to attend the opening ceremonies for the Olympics in Beijing, an event other heads of state have decided to boycott due to China’s abysmal human rights record. Bush thought about it long and hard, and decided that between his disregard for the Geneva Conventions, Patriot Act, waterboarding and illegal
wiretapping/email reading, he didn’t want to look like a hypocrite.

The Water Tower - How many issues will The Water Tower put out that don’t have typos. Unfuckingbelievable.

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