Top Five Conversations Students Should No Longer Have
Published April 22, 2008
- Lamentations about how “it just doesn’t seem like I’m spending money” when using my BankNorth debit card
- Recollecting “how fucking drunk I was last night — so drunk that I don’t even remember anything”
- Strange library-based bragging about “how wired I am right now from my tenth cup of coffee”
- Hollow group complaints about “how I should quit smoking right now” as everyone inhales
- Perpetual nostalgia about how “great that band used to be before they sold out” and how “I totally listened to them like three summers ago”
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