Someone on Campus Catch Your Eye?

Published April 29, 2008

Couldn’t catch a name?

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Ochi chernye ochi strastnye
Ochi zhguchiye i prekrasniye
Kak lyublyu ya vas kak boyus ya vas
Znat’ uvidyel vas ya v nedobryii chas
I hope to get to know you, your beautiful eyes have caught me.
When: Thursday night
Where: Library
I saw: A Woman
I am: A Man
Meet me here: Fire escape, Williams, 6:15, Wednesday evening

So, I see you around We sometimes make eye-contact, no big deal… doesn’t put a ridiculous, embarrassingly involuntary smile on my face or anything like that. I hear you grow moss on the floor of your room.
Awesome. This isn’t creepy.
Oh, wait.
When: A few intermittent moments a week
Where: Nearly always in passing
I saw: A Man
I am: A Woman
Meet me here: If this actually gets printed, I will shake your hand and introduce myself when I see you next.

I am orange
I think you’re a hottie
let’s meet up at your stand
I usually wear a red sox hat
When: Water Tower stand, selling t-shirts
Where: Outside the Davis Center
I saw: A Woman
I am: Other/Unspecified
Meet me here: Outside of the Davis Center

You live in the library just like me. I wish I wasn’t always with my friends when I see you, because around them I can’t give you the full attention that you deserve. I’ve never been so attracted to someone before. You’re on the shy side and don’t realize how great you are… When you do, let me know and we can give this thing a chance already ‘cause it would be worthwhile.
When: Almost everyday this semester
Where: The Library

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